THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT!

It’s been a damn good few weeks, y’all. 

First off, the super top secret, ask-and-be-neutralized, you-wouldn’t-get-it-anyway tactic of chaos on the men’s team is going swimmingly-er than Michael Phelps in a kelp field, whatever that means **CHAOS**.

Second, the women’s team racked up––in a single week––5 times the number of program top-10s we’ve ever had, highlighted by Grace Arlandson ~pulling a sneaky~ not only infiltrating the Legion leadout with a handful of laps to go, but sticking it for fourth.

Third, Mr. Mustache Davey Dawson pulled out a monster day lapping his local race, finishing it off for the win, then riding 5(!?) hours home, because he’s just hard like that I guess?

And last but not least, Nick Carter became collegiate National Criterium Champion when he cleaned up the field sprint in Albuquerque, NM! 

Kinda buried the lead on that last one, but we’re all jacked up on Mountain Dew and having a hard time prioritizing the staggering levels of production and badassery we’ve seen from everybody in the program. 

You know those little tops that you wind up and up and up with a string and then pull until it’s spinning deliriously round and round until it goes skittering off the coffee table and chases your dog, squealing, into the next room in a calamity of knocked over coat racks and end tables? That’s kind of like our mind right now, and we are friggin stoked on the season to come. 

*echoes in the distance* chaoschaoschaos